
Release
Friday, March 28, 2025
Player score
Awaiting reviews
Platform families
1
Connected releases
Core game only
Game data from IGDB
Editorial overview
What it is
"My masterpiece..." The Kilnmaster strokes his unkempt red beard as he observes the fruit of his labor. The first 'legged amphora', an idea so profound and arresting that he is sure to become the most respected potter in the realm within days.
But suddenly, his eyes narrow; "There's a dent, an imperfection! This work is nothing but junk. I'll shatter ya, you lousy pot!" The terrified amphora swiftly dashes out of the strike's way. Enraged, The Kilnmaster sends his autonomous mallets after it. "No evidence of my failure must remain. Prepare to be scrapped!
Can you survive for the entire duration of my goofy ass fl studio beat and escape? Run, little amphora!
Play styles
Single player
Perspective
Bird view / Isometric
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Themes
Action · Fantasy
Languages
1 supported
Cinematic archive
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Production dossier
Cast, creators, hardware, release history, and the details that define how this game plays.

PC (Microsoft Windows)