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• Experience the thrill of a cracked out movement system.

• No movement speed cap for maximum neuron activation.

• Fastest ape receives banan. (Also top spot on the leaderboard).

• Murder your oppressors with 25+ bootleg weapons.

• Commit war crimes against jungle folk.

• Topple the global super-conglomerate Monke INC.

• Purchase assorted movement enhancing trash.

• Barter with the arms dealing ape Don.

• Permanently alter yourself with dubious injections.

• Travel da world.

• Enjoy 40+ bongo-coded monkey songs.

• 60+ lovingly handcrafted levels.

• Studies have shown that you will enjoy this game.