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Triton was formed in the Kuiper belt and placed in a retrograde orbit around Neptune by an earlier incarnation of the Walking Simulator A Month Club to hide sensory arrays meant to create a long-form, high resolution scan of the solar system throughout the formation of Earth and development of its various sentient species (namely, Humans and the Beetle race that rose to prominence a few eons after humanity left).