
Release
Thursday, August 28, 2025
Player score
Awaiting reviews
Platform families
1
Connected releases
Core game only
Game data from IGDB
Editorial overview
What it is
Ever looked at a humble street bollard and thought, "I want to be that"? Now you can! Dodge and crash your way through endless streets as a sentient stone bollard in this quirky, stress-relieving arcade game.
Play styles
Single player · Multiplayer
Languages
2 supported
Cinematic archive
Official footage, in-game captures, and production artwork—collected into one immersive gallery.
Introduction
Production dossier
Cast, creators, hardware, release history, and the details that define how this game plays.

PC (Microsoft Windows)